When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and forget they don't speak the same language as you.
Me:
omfg send help I'm dying
Them:
what?!
Me:
i can't even omg
Them:
you can't even what?
Me:
I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
Them:
WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
Me:
I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
Them:
.....what is that
Me:
my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
Them:
....riIiiiight
Me:
UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
Them:
then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
Me:
nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
Them:
wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
Me:
NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Them:
I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
Me:
NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
Them:
.....
Me:
literally dead omfg
Them:
Me:
SOBBING
Me:
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
